The pataphorical penis

In a dream, I pretended a penis,
imagining the feel of it hanging
below my pubic bone.

In the mirror it was pale red.
Skirt hiked up, I stood there
pretending to swing it around.

With my pataphorical penis
I went into a toilet
and lifted up the seat.

But the damn thing spattered the walls
with pataphorical piss.

What do you think?

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